Laughable Tales
As I loaded a UPS truck trailer, I began to whistle, assuming no one could hear me. When a coworker from the adjacent trailer peeked his head in, I was really getting into it.”You know I’ve always hoped I could whistle,” he subsequently admitted. That’s the only thing I’d like to see happen now.
Whistling is a skill that may be learned.
“You are a fantastic uncle!” The moment I learned about our great-birth, grandmother’s I texted my son. “Thank you,” he responded back right away. “What did I do?” you might wonder.
A Proud Uncle
My aunt startled me by saying, “I’m leaving it to you in my will.” I was admiring her necklace when she said, “I’m leaving it to you in my will.” As a result of my excitement, I may have gone over the edge. “Oh my gosh!” I screamed. The narrator exclaims, “I’m excited!”
I'm excited for your death.
“I call the left side!” When Eric, 5, climbed into the backseat of our car with his two siblings, he exclaimed. Ron, four, was irritated by this. “No, I’m looking for the left side!” “I’m looking for the left side!” “No, I’m looking for the left side!” “Since Eric is older, he can have the left side,” I intervened. “Thank you, Dad!” Eric exclaimed. “To which side are you referring?”
I'd want to have the left side.
Stand-up comedy
Anecdotes
After stepping into our convenience store, a customer said, “Yesterday was my 18th birthday!” In order to prove his age, the man requested a number of e-cigarette products and presented me with his ID. I tried scanning the ID, but it came up invalid. With his confidence shattered, he asked, “Does it mean I’m not 18?”
Expiration date: 18
When a saleswoman offered assistance to my mother while she was browsing in a store, she accepted. Mom stated that she didn’t have anything specific in mind, and the two began conversing. Mom was retired, the woman quickly discovered. She admitted that she, too, was pondering retiring, which piqued her interest. Mom began telling her how much she enjoyed not having to work and how much the saleswoman would appreciate it as well. “How long have you been retired?” she finally asked, persuaded by Mom’s enthusiasm. “This is my first day,” Mom explained.
Retirement's First Day
Teaching is not for the faint of heart. “‘I am gorgeous’ is what tense?” I asked my English class while we were studying future, past, and present tenses. One kid made a gesture with her hand. “Past tense,” says the speaker.
Previously, Lovely
A customer came into the post office with the intention of sending a parcel. “To get it there by Friday, two-day shipping will cost $12.95,” my coworker Billy informed her. “The package doesn’t have to arrive there till Saturday,” the customer remarked, evidently seeking to save a few dollars. Is it possible to make that happen?” Billy smiled and nodded. “Sure. You can return it the next day.”