Top ten indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include
"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste
faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is
"Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing
the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for
200% of out-of-network charges," is
not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is
"embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors
with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

(1) You ask for V.i.a.g.r.a, and they give you a
Popsicle stick and duct tape