Maxine's Social Grace!

A man goes into a cocktail lounge
and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :

Man:        "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine:   "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man:        "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine:   "No, they spread."

Submitted by spuduliker69
23 May, 2009

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