Golfer at the dentist:

A man and  his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist , 'Doc, I'm in one hell of
a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done  
 with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best  
 golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I  don't  
 have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'   The  
 dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is  
 surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth  
 pulled   without using anything to kill the pain.'   
 So   the dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?    
The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your 
mouth Honey, and Show him.