A young couple left the church and arrived at the
hotel where they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the
champagne
and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his
socks, his new
wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet?
Your toes look all mangled and
weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my
toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once
again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're
all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he
explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only
affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last
removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess...
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