Irish Sausages

The assistant looked at him and asked 'are you Irish?'

'If I had asked for an Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?' Demanded the Irishman indignantly. 'Or if I asked for German Bratwurst would you ask me if I was German?'

Then warming to his theme, he went on: 'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I asked for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would you?'

The assistant said 'well, no'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.

'And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?'

'What about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.

So now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says 'Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

The assistant replied: 'because you're in ******* Homebase'

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