Cheating Husband

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting
firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

 She put his hoo ha  in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater
was  terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with
that  rusty saw, are you?'


 The wife put the saw in her husband's hand  and said...... 'Nope. I'm
gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.'