The Cowboy

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’  St. Peter asked.
‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face…
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled ‘Now back off!!  Or I’ll kick the sh*t out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?
‘Just a couple of minutes ago…’