A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you ' d lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren ' t so ugly it would lift itself
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